Thursday, October 18, 2012

That jacket is fat

“This green suede quilted vest from Brunello Cucinelli is treated with duck fat to make it water resistant.”


Guess what bro? Your brain must be treated with human fat if you think that’s a big selling point. While it’s an admittedly cool unique property of the jacket, such that #menswear nerds can geek out over it at Saturdays Surf NYC or something, at the end of the day it sounds like you prepared this vest like you would confit. I mean, I’ve got some boots treated with Goretex, and thems is water-proof. Although I guess this jacket would be a nice investment if you find yourself needing to grease a pan in emergency situations. 

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